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Seph
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Joined: 14 Oct 2004
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Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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if you read... your corpse is crushed into a fine liquid puddle 
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Nightblade
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Joined: 06 Apr 2003
Posts: 343
Location: Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
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| Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:15 am Post subject: |
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| Seph wrote: |
This one actually provides a reason for the inability to fly.
Most are just like you fall... damn, you're dead. |
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Much to your dismay, the utter darkness and falling debris sends
your senses into discord. Even if you could fly, you don't know
which direction is up! |
Last time I checked, debris falls down... what with gravity and all. That would totally not confuse me cause like, I'd be all, "Whoa! Debris goes down, me go up!"
Plus, it doesn't solve the issue of float. Float doesn't give you any flight capabilities or control, it simply makes sure you lightly float downward like a feather. Thus, I would most definitely not give a damn about where the debris happens to be going or why I happen to be accompanying it on said trip.
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Seph
Ghost 2
Joined: 14 Oct 2004
Posts: 297
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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| Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:03 am Post subject: A dt written entirely for Quakank |
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Agony
Every fibre of your existence pulses with an intense, burning pain suddenly, as though a hundred thousand little red hot needles were dug roughly into each inch of your flesh. Your heart swells and you manage to choke out a rough scream, lacking the air necissary due to your enfeebled lungs. You attempt to grasp the reason for such a strange shockwave, yet find nothing. This is because the large brain inside your skull has suddenly exploded, shattered from the extreme stress of constantly trying to prove Seph wrong.
Oopsies, you're DEAD!
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Nightblade
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Joined: 06 Apr 2003
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Location: Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
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| Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:06 am Post subject: Re: A dt written entirely for Quakank |
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| Seph wrote: |
Agony
Every fiber of your existence pulses with an intense, burning pain suddenly, as though a hundred thousand little red hot needles were dug roughly into each inch of your flesh. Your heart swells and you manage to choke out a rough scream, lacking the air necessary due to your enfeebled lungs. You attempt to grasp the reason for such a strange shockwave, yet find nothing. This is because the large brain inside your skull has suddenly exploded, shattered from the extreme stress of constantly trying to comprehend why Seph can never be right and not force you to point out all his errors.
Oopsies, you're DEAD! |
FIXED!
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Seph
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Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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| Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:06 am Post subject: |
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Agony
Every fiber of your existence pulses with an intense, burning pain suddenly, as though a hundred thousand little red hot needles were dug roughly into each inch of your flesh. Your heart swells and you manage to choke out a rough scream, lacking the air necessary due to your enfeebled lungs. You attempt to grasp the reason for such a strange shockwave, yet find nothing. This is because the large brain inside your skull has suddenly exploded, shattered from the extreme stress of constantly trying to comprehend why Seph can never be right and not force you to point out all his errors.
Oopsies, you're DREAMING!!! |
MORE FIXED! SO THERE!
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