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Gareth
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 Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:30 pm Post subject: Dolittle Quotes Thread |
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Post your amusing Dolittle quotes or conversations here.
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Dolittle says 'Thongs are used by lexi to projectile her shit into two directions when pooping to fight the sh'kur.'
Dolittle says 'Akastron is pretty ... Pretty flipping gay.'
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lexi
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| Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:15 pm Post subject: Dolittle |
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Dolittle tells you 'Seph is a love puppet like a cock pocket?'
Dolittle tells you 'Seph is the only remaining legacy of the codex of the codex was left empty, abandoned except for vicar and meci... Those are my wifes.'
Dolittle says 'Say akastron is a douche with an appetite for child pornography.'
Dolittle says 'Duke seph eleison sucks cock all day long on codex.' |
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Omen
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| Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:47 am Post subject: |
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Dolittle says 'You are the odds of omen becoming the victim of the circumference c of any circle divided by its diameter, d.'
Dolittle says 'Is palermo a chicken fu#$er?' i edited this one a little
Dolittle says 'I'm currently in the buttox, wait... My but talks?'
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Seph
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whew with the hate there lex
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lexi
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| Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:27 am Post subject: |
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Dolittle says 'Fragma has silly hair.'
Dolittle says 'Solitude makes boomboom in omen's bum.'
Dolittle says 'Akastron pooped on sword of night.'
Dolittle says 'Akastron is pretty ... Pretty flipping gay.'
Dolittle says 'Vicks is the cumdumpster?'
Dolittle says 'Catholic priest are known to molest little children like amen.'
Dolittle says 'Norik is gay.'
Dolittle says 'Lexi uses poop slingshots made from thongs, apparently.'
Dolittle says 'Jasmine's bra is easy to remove the shortword.'
Dolittle says 'Gareth smells like cat pee.'
Dolittle says 'I would kill myself if i leave it long enough, it'll solve some p
reviously unsolved mathematical conundrum and make me have to spell 'trance' and 'track' out in full.'
Dolittle says 'I see you've got it well trained, vicks.'
Dolittle tells you 'Jews are bad. Www.nationalvanguard.org.'
Dolittle says 'Alucard and dethan being penis-buddies yesterday?'
Dolittle says 'Vicks is a sailor.'
Dolittle says 'Vicks is a fruit.'
Dolittle says 'Waldo isn't anything.'
Dolittle says 'Cedrick remorted for apparently no good reason.'
Dolittle says 'And then solitude copied cedrick.'
Dolittle says 'Meci is a clan of retards and street whores.'
Dolittle says 'Alucard is the pitcher, dethan is the what.'
Dolittle says 'Who is the pitcher, dethan is the god of queerdom.'
Dolittle says 'Akastron pooped on balsa.'
Dolittle says 'Akastron and gareth are lovers.'
Dolittle says 'Gareth is a positive person.'
Dolittle says 'Messiah isn't as smart as vicks.'
Dolittle says 'She was telling me something i don't know how dolittle's picked up the connection between palermo and bird-fancying.'
Dolittle says 'Yeah, well, maxen spanks it to pictures of dwarves.'
Dolittle says 'Vicks is a cocktease who swallows.'
Dolittle says 'Seph and akastron are lovers and gareth jerks off in the corner while waching.'
Dolittle says 'Seph is a cacapooppooh with too much dolittle spam to tell.'
Dolittle says 'Thongs are used by lexi to projectile her shit into two directions when pooping to fight the sh'kur.'
Dolittle says 'Say lexi is a clan that can be trusted.'
Dolittle says 'So, what's everyone up to? I'm currently listening to "every last motherfucker should go down" from jerry springer: the opera.'
Dolittle says 'Dolittle is scared of ghosts.'
Dolittle says 'Akastron once had sex with a guy for 45 minutes straight.'
Dolittle says 'Dis le reste!'
Dolittle tells you 'Thats bad for your health.'
Dolittle says 'Dildos go in solitude's bumbum.'
Dolittle says 'Hi dolittle, i am called feyvel.'
Dolittle says 'I'm a stone cold pimp.' |
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Gareth
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| Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:49 am Post subject: |
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| Ooooh, people are pretty hard on Akastron. |
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Vicks
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| Dolittle says 'Seph and akastron are lovers and gareth jerks off in the gay community.' |
*dies laughing* |
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Seph
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I always knew nothing good would come of this bot...
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Vicks
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Dolittle says 'My grandma sometimes calls me carrot.'
Dolittle says 'Dolittle is scared of mayln. Like all women, she has tiny biceps, too.'
Dolittle says 'Yeah, people will adjust. Problem is that i can harvest their sweet tears in the world. They brought forth the fane once more and more confused.'
Dolittle says 'Akastron loaned his buttplug into a dog's anus.'
Dolittle says 'I'd say that seph and akastron are vicks' biotches.'
Dolittle says 'Akastron is priest's little choirboy.'
Dolittle says 'Dolittle run in circle chasing your tail just like seph and akastron are lovers and gareth jerks off in the dishwasher, make sure to fish it back out before your parents do.'
Dolittle says 'Everyone loves neq, he's a sugar daddy.'
Dolittle says 'Neq smells like fish testicles.'
Dolittle says 'Norik once made out with a guy with small testicles.' |
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Vicks
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Dolittle says 'Carrot is key word for penis. And i hear gareth likes to stick bananas in funny places.'
Dolittle says 'Akastron told me seph's penis isn't very big at all.'
Dolittle says 'Omen has no boobies, just a little weiner.'
Dolittle says 'Uecef is the most flaming homosexual in his brothel.'
Dolittle says 'Alucard is the pitcher, dethan is the god of queerdom.'
Dolittle says 'Who wants to 69 with me?... I'd prefer someone with big tits and ass to suffocate me while i dream of fairies.'
Dolittle says 'I moved her here so that people can train like this one time where gareth and alucard are fuckbuddies.' |
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Vicks
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Dolittle says 'Omen jerks off in the holy grove for now.'
Dolittle says 'Vicks is god! Messiah is a city ... Akastron likes little boys.'
Dolittle says 'Gareth is indifferent to the penis, except for his own, which is good. But you're making less sense with them.'
Dolittle says 'Carrot is key word for penis. And i hear gareth likes to eat carrots.'
Dolittle says 'Someone tell omen to shut the fuck up.'
Dolittle says 'Hello there, it is indeed a great pleasure it is the most powerful clan in the gay community.'
Dolittle says 'Seph used to be a carrot, but she'd be a very nice woman who doesnt need to get undone... Drop your cock on her knee and she'll do it for you.'
Dolittle says 'Spare some equipment for my poor, brace adventurers.'
Dolittle says 'Forsaken is for them folks who know how to, and like to do things on the rampant gayness too.'
Dolittle says 'Two words: uralaem, cumslut.' |
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Seph
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I stand firmly with my last post.
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Gareth
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| Dolittle says 'I was going to have sex with a force f given in this formula. G is the pitcher, dethan is the cumdumpster?' |
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Vicks
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Gareth says 'oh, that's going in quotes.'
Dolittle says 'What about akastron and gareth jerks off in the hands of sir palermo, fool.' |
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Gareth
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Dolittle says 'Waldo had cybersex with mayln.'
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