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Nightblade · Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:35 pm Post subject: Wine Tasting? Pssh

Dune and I get dragged to some lame "wine tasting" party by my roommate. It wasn't a real wine tasting cause they actually drank all the wine, but it was still gonna be pretty lame. So we brought our friend Jose Cuervo with us. We very efficiently turned the supposed wine tasting party into an "everyone gets wasted off tequila and ends up puking in the bathroom" party.

Fun times.
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Seph · Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 3:34 am Post subject:

*sits patiently and waits for his invite to show up late in the mail*
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Norik · Avatar 2 Joined: 01 May 2004 Posts: 58

According to one of my friends (female), girls enjoy tequila because it "goes down easy".

that one literally made me roll around on the ground

Nightblade · Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:37 pm Post subject:

wtf is wrong with that girl? She a complete drunkard? Every girl I know or have ever talked to concernin tequila, can barely stand it. For example, one of the girls that night took a shot without salt (something I had been doing all night) and immediately started doing the "fan hand in front of mouth while squealing gesture which ultimately accomplishes nothing" and practically screamed for the salt to kill the taste. I have NEVER met a girl who actually LIKES tequila, much less one who says it "goes down easy".
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Seph · Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:38 pm Post subject:

And, in a related note, tequila also makes girls "go down easy" Very Happy

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Nightblade · Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:42 pm Post subject:

Norik · Avatar 2 Joined: 01 May 2004 Posts: 58

Nightblade · Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:38 pm Post subject:

Seph · Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:41 am Post subject:

I can drink a 26 of Jager like its candywater.
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Norik · Avatar 2 Joined: 01 May 2004 Posts: 58

jager is fun